Cute Inspirational Quotes

Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
- Yogi Berra

Facts are stupid things.
- Ronald Reagan

Where the hell is Australia anyway?
- Britney Spears

Better make it six, I can't eat eight.
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
- Sign in Budapest Zoo

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

A baby is on a car
- Japanese "baby on board" sign

Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
- Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the King of Jordan.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter, Boxer

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
- Anonymous.

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- George Globol

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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