Cute Inspirational Quotes

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardner

Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
- Author Unknown

People who laugh actually live longer than those who don't laugh. Few persons realize that health actually varies according to the amount of laughter.
- James J. Walsh

Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.
- Leo Buscaglia

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
- Frank J. Giblin II

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.
- Lord Byron

Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling.
-- Robert Paul

Trying is just the first step toward failure.
- Homer Simpson

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
- Remy de Gourmont

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
- Robert Frost

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
- Anonymous

if something's hard, then it's not worth doing.
- Homer Simpson

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
- Homer Simpson

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